Advice for 2020

Hey you from January 2020. Hi!

Wait wait wait hold on for a second. We must social distance, and I'll get you a mask. *carefully getting spare mask, putting it on the table* 

So I’ll tell you how to get through 2020. You know how you saw the videos of how 2020 was a new decade, a new you? Well that’s really i N t e R e s T I n G. Here's some advice: you won’t have 2020 vision, don't keep your hopes up to high. 

1. Buy a lot of pajamas. Just don’t ask why. No one will see you anyways. Wearing it will be like a hug, something you won't get anymore. Here are a few options to choose from. I recommend the minions one for the best effect :)

Minion Onesie

Lilo & Stitch Onesie

2. OooOooh and also please stock up on bread flour and yeast. You will be making lots of carbs to cry and eat at 2am in the morning. And yes you can pioneer the sourdough making craze on Instagram. Watch your sourdough starter grow like the days you’ll be alone, by yourself, quarantined.

3. Take videos of today. Of your friends, the outside for goodness sake, and just people. Surround yourself with people. Or else you’ll be stuck in June 2020 wearing a mask and driving to Target just to see real people. When you declare grocery shopping as a way to practice your social skills. 

4. Buy the Zoom stock, the one with the blue background and white video logo. Embrace the entrepreneurial spirit. I promise you will earn your money back. 

5. And please wear a mask! It's just a piece of fabric that protects others and yourself. Let's not be selfish here like the many top ranking officials out there in America. *cough cough*

5a. 

6. Or heck better yet, just use your time machine and skip to 2022. Hey, maybe even skip to 2025 when there is a good COVID-19 vaccine. Try buying a whole box and just keep it for use when you go back to 2020. I’m sure you can sell it on Ebay for millions of dollars when the time comes or donate it to the tireless healthcare and essential workers. If you get it before November 3rd, I'm absolutely sure the government will thank you. You might even get a special invite to the White House packed in its fancy embossed stationery signed by our esteemed President Trump. The letter will most likely include the sentence, "Thank you so much for saving my presidency!" He'll probably be one of the first ones to receive your vaccine bundle from the future based on the recent intensive care when he got COVID-19.

Best of luck!! Oh and keep the mask you’ll need it.

Christine